Volt Vulture Official Preview | This Thanksgiving Exclusively on Lighttrain

Lighttrain Productions invites you to the illustrated feature of the Thanksgiving season. From newcomer G.H. Nowak comes: ‘Volt Vulture‘. It’s a ballad of violence, betrayal and redemption like never told in this fashion before, at least we think. It’s about three criminals: Roger Metrand, the one just trying to leave the crime behind him; MelContinue reading “Volt Vulture Official Preview | This Thanksgiving Exclusively on Lighttrain”

Top Gun Review: Does the Film Crash and Burn? | LightTrain

Greetings and welcome back aboard the LightTrain: “Exploring the Realms of Film”. I’m your conductor and today we’re going to go over Top Gun, released in 1986 and directed by Tony Scott. Now, Top Gun‘s sequel, Maverick, was originally slated for release this summer but has since been moved. We’ll cover that one in theContinue reading “Top Gun Review: Does the Film Crash and Burn? | LightTrain”

Dr. X: Exploitation Film Trailer Special Vol. 1 – LightTrain

Oh, hello and welcome back aboard the Train. Being locked up inside truly is a bore, isn’t it? Throw into the mix social distancing and a supreme lack of motivation and I’ve become a wreck. I dare say you have too. So I did what I always do when I’m down in the dumps, IContinue reading “Dr. X: Exploitation Film Trailer Special Vol. 1 – LightTrain”

The Art of Genndy Tartakovsky’s STAR WARS: CLONE WARS – LightTrain

May the force be with you my friend, for it is Star Wars day! Here handling the locomotive’s controls is G.H Nowak, your conductor. Ah, The Clone Wars, a CGI action cartoon with fluid battles and captivating tales; it may have began stiff and uninspired but with the seasons came something so much more heartfeltContinue reading “The Art of Genndy Tartakovsky’s STAR WARS: CLONE WARS – LightTrain”

4 Lost/Destroyed Pieces of Lost Media Vol. 1 | (Out of Order) R-rated Indiana Jones?

Hey guys and welcome back aboard for episode 2 of Out of Order, the show where I count down a variety of topics in completely mixed up array. It’s also rather gloomy where the Train is traveling through so now’s a perfect time to begin delving into my new lost media series. This term appliesContinue reading “4 Lost/Destroyed Pieces of Lost Media Vol. 1 | (Out of Order) R-rated Indiana Jones?”

40 Subscriber Special! – Updates – The Future of Volt Vulture – QnA

Greetings again and deepest condolences from your conductor G.H Nowak for 40 subscribers! Thank you everyone that actually enjoy reading my opinions, it’s a true blessing to have all of you. Shootout to all my remarkable passengers: Adhdlifeforever | Their blog here: http://adhdlifelive.wordpress.com Todd Russel | His blog here: http://moviereviewsbyus.com YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKbxeimZRJJFyLuPlaQxLBw/featured Simple UlaContinue reading “40 Subscriber Special! – Updates – The Future of Volt Vulture – QnA”

Illumination's HOP Review – LightTrain

Good morning Vietnam! Welcome aboard and happy Easter, I’m your conductor G.H speaking. It’s usually a good bet for a studio to produce a holiday film, since television networks will air it every year with luck and you could perhaps earn royalties each time. Halloween and most notably Christmas have far to much competition toContinue reading “Illumination's HOP Review – LightTrain”

Top 7 Most Expensive Theatrical Film Disasters | (Out of Order) When Disney Flops

Welcome to Out of Order, the show where I count subjects down – out of order. Who would’ve thought, right? When a film fails to earn it’s budget back from theatrical ticket sales they are bestowed the dismaying crown of a box office bomb. And that’s what we’ll be talking about today, the Top SevenContinue reading “Top 7 Most Expensive Theatrical Film Disasters | (Out of Order) When Disney Flops”

Monty Python and The Holy Grail Review – LightTrain

G’day Mate, and welcome back aboard. If you’re new here, I’m your conductor Gavin Nowak; Pleased to meet you! In these stirring times whatever that may mean to you currently, a goofy comedy movie or show is excellent medicine. And the icing on the cake, no side effects! Thankfully I switched on a quaint filmContinue reading “Monty Python and The Holy Grail Review – LightTrain”

How My Ratings System Works

1/10 – Garbage Movie “Avoid” Pretty much unwatchable. Every single element is stained, and redeeming qualities are nonexistent. 2/10 – Awful Flick “Not worth your time” Slightly more better than a One. These are usually just as dreadful, but this time around there is at least one redeeming feature, like a specific scene or certainContinue reading “How My Ratings System Works”